AKA: Mal, Number 11

Job: Andy Deady's Personal Assistant

CAREER RECORD:

Best Batting: The time I lasted 2 balls
Best Bowling: 5-23 vs. Banchory 2nds on debut, not much since
Best Catch: They all blend in to one mediocre catch

Most memorable moment in your cricketing career: Giving Rob Buchanan out lbw at Mannofield and never hearing the end of it, ever.

Favourite Holiday Destination: New York

Favourite TV shows: CSI, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Firefly

If I could change one thing about cricket I would: Umpire Rob Buchanan every tuesday night

Ambition in life: Write a book, it doesn't even need to be good

How I describe myself: short, bald, Yorkshire