AKA: Shaggy, Minge. Pornstar Name: Suffolk Vass

Job: Student

CAREER RECORD:

Best Batting: 41 vs. Kintore 2s 08/2005
Best Bowling: 5-30 vs. Banchory 06/2003
Best Catch: vs. Kintore last game of 2005 season, running across from mid-off to mid-on, taking it over my shoulder blind, arms at full stretch.

Thirst quencher: Tennants

Favourite moment in your cricketing career: Beating Robert Gordons College at Counteswells in May 2005, in our last game against our oldest rivals

Favourite Holiday Destination: West Indies

Favourite TV shows: Hollyoaks, Neighbours, all the stereotypical studenty programs

If I could change one thing about cricket I would: Have batsmen walking when they know they’ve hit it

Ambition in life: Finish my Chem. Eng. degree, get a decent job and live in a nice house.

How I describe myself: Entertaining, unconventional

Is the glass half-empty of half-full?: Full or empty, nothing in between.

Favourite Allan Bell Quote: “So Kyle, when are you going to score a 50 like your dad?” – Goodenough; “Kyle, you ask him the same question”

Favourite Rob Buchanan Quote: "Andrew, there is two chances of me playing in the second team cup game tomorrow, absolutely no chance and absolutely no fucking chance!"