AKA: J.F.K (Joe from Kent) Pornstar name : Casper Watson

Job: Student

CAREER RECORD:

Best Batting: 32 not out
Best Bowling: Getting a hat-trick over 2 overs and being the only one to notice
Best Catch: Falling over and getting it down my shirt

Favourite moment in your cricketing career: Bowling someone out and watching the ball hit a cow in the field behind

Favourite Holiday Destination: Southern Italy/Kefalonia

Favourite TV shows: Friends, Family Guy, Simpsons and any "old school" tv

If I could change one thing about cricket I would: Women announcing the change of over and tearing a piece of clothes off each wicket

Ambition in life: Pull as many/get in the sack with as many Dutchmill bar-maids as possible

How I describe myself: Joe "Let's go out tonight, what have you got to lose" Garner

Is the glass half-empty of half-full?: Full - always full