AKA: Granty, Harmy (Pornstar name "Jimbo Clarke")

Job: Student

CAREER RECORD:

Best Batting: 62 not out v. Mannofield
Best Bowling: 6 for 38 v. Ellon
Best Catch: Against Stoneywood, will probably go down as the best catch ever

Favourite moment in your cricketing career: The look on George Haddon's face as I hit him on to the clubhouse roof as a 14 year-old

Favourite Holiday Destination: Turriff

Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants, Neighbours, Classic Gladiators, Soccer AM, Cribs, Hogan Knows Best

If I could change one thing about cricket I would: More ladies

Ambition in life: Score a double hundred

Favourite Rob Buchanan Quote: "Mikey only gets runs against toffee bowling"

Favourite Andy Deady Quote: "Blair, did it hurt when they turned your head upside down?"